Do you feel grilled? Or are you just a fan of cheese? I'd hope your sides don't split, you're in gouda shape, no? At least you meat me half way with this, no sauer-kraut feelings right?
Don't you dairy... it's just not in the curds, okay. Swiss sides with be and see hoe havarti it is to this (prov)alone. You ever been to Monterry, Jack? It's a feti wurst than death. (I know, the meat pun is just bologna)
Well, as I said, it was nice of you to meat me half way, but allow me to cut the conversation short. I'm not trying to be cold, but salami the opportunity to be a turkey while we chew the fat.
Yes. I'm fairly fair minded about most things, but those gays and what they do to each others bums, that just aint right... ew. Ok, seriously, no I'm not.