I feel like I smell 'down there'....

Why do you laugh so loud? Are you averting my question?

Come on, let's hear it - what's the action your smakin' on your curtains?

 

freaky-style. i'm just tidy. lol.


so, dude, do you journal? cause your phrasing is hilarious.

 

I'd do YOU with a flicker of my girly mew. But, if you call me dude again, I'm gonna scream.

I'm notta guy. I'm a lass with perky ass and, I've got a lot to say, so that is why I'm here.

Now, come on then, pretty Colleen, tell me the truth. You're tidy. I'm tidier than that orange box of Tide, but you've got to admit that in some time you noticed a little extra down cottage there. No shame in it.

 

nope. just lucky i guess. i call everyone dude, until they graduate to sweets, then to lover.

 

Then I think I'll remain a dude, thank you. I'm a chaste bitch - no lovin' for me for the next week.

Oh, and it'll save poor miss puss - ya know, from too much action comes curled cheese traction and then, *gasps* an infection. He dow you like my inflections?

But, I'm still thinkin' you're holding out, though shall not press further. You weary me with your deceit.

 

your alliteration is grand.

 

WTF? I'm not alliterating, dammit!

Oh, here's an example, if I may:
She slipped on the stiletto spikes of her spilled mess, when he spurted his spum on his sprung spoke.

I did something different, dear. It's called CONSONANCE - WIKI-friggin-Pedia will tell ya.

 

oh, is it? you learn something new every day.

 

Hellz yes, you do.

Boing, boing!

 

actually, i looked it up. it's not consonance entirely. you need to wiki alliteration.


EDIT: i tried to edit that earlier and the forums crashed.

 

Ooo, a girl of wits I see. Then, you must know that while alliteration is the forum, consonance is the topic and I, a lover of words, prefer the most accurate use to assist my audience.

So, go ahead and argue semantics, but I assure you in the end - I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.

 

i think you're my favorite ever.

 

Favorite troll? Very good, very good.

However, I'm sure you think me a shit stirrer when in truth I'm just this vulgar and out to get ya.

So, keep given, my dear, because I could banter all day.

Now, back to brass tacks - tell me, has your hoo haa seen action lately? And will you admit that your hoo haa isn't golden nor is it impenetrable - it's gotta be human unless you are one of those creatures, to which I say - HOLLA Boys, we've got a live one!

 

monday. i started my period and dave left town. he'll be home tonight.

i think it's because i have such an acidic diet. i never liked sweets or breads much. i eat a lotta veggies, tomatoes and elk meat, stuff like that. almost no diary or rich foods. except for yogurt, but i can't keep that in the house for long because my babies eat it all.

 

Ah, monday. Well, it's Friday here in the land of Earth and if your missin' a pokin' you can always use yogurt pops.

They are good for infections AND pumpin', if you catch my drift.

But, out of curiosity, what part of bumble-fuck-nowhere do you live to be eatin Elk? For fuck's sake, you eat Cows - moo, moo - jump over the moon and all.

 

i live in heaven. pure, unadulterated heaven.

 

honey if your pussy stinks you need to shower once in a while. i know you california hippy girls are into the "all natural" femininity, but honey no amount of feminism is gonna make a guy wanna stick his nose down there if it smells like a rancid beach.

 

like i said honey before some nazi deleted my post, if you stink down there you need to get it taken care of. no amount of feminism will convince a man to stick his nose in something stinky.

 

there you go. sig heil.

 

Hell no! If my man's nether region smelled funky I'd tell him to piss off and find some soap.

However, whatever she's got goin' on is an issue and... as you said... has nothing to do with feminism but health.

As for Nazi's - who you callin' Nazi's? Haha... I laugh at my stupid joke.