i feel like kicking someone's ass.

this pic makes my breasts look like they're scratched up or something. that bothers me. they're flawless. hmph.

 

I'd scratch them up. For sure.

You need to open one of those life skills schools.

There should be more women like you.

 

i think so. dave thinks so, now you think so. by god, i think we have a movement here!

 

I'm really serious. I like the way you look at life. You have a decent grip on reality. There are a lot of women(and men) that would benefit from a class with you.

Than with all the money you make, you could fly me to the US as a reward for seconding the idea and we could live it up in the desert.

 

KC I always love seeing your cleavage pics. And yeah I think I could use a lesson or two from you.

 

we'll get drunk on strawberry wine and try to smack elk on the ass.

dave was bummed out and serious last night, so i was setting out to crack dave up. dave mentioned once again that he hates snakes, i said "really, i never would have thought that. they just lay there. what i hate is chickens. the filthy bastards deserve what happens to them." and he's like "fucking chickens?! WTH?!" he starts laughing and i said "can you imagine me fighting off a chicken? i'd have no dignity left and you'd be laying there on the ground pissing yourself." then he laid on me like a pillow, cause i'm comfie.

 

i like seeing my cleavage, too. it makes me happy. i hate the little bitches hanging off my chest, but i love how they make other people feel.

brb, i have to go add some coffee to my cream liquor.

 

they make me happy

 

*smack fitz and runs away giggling*

 

fucking hell. I woke up after having a dream that I saw an 8 year old driving, then I tried to climb down into LA but the mountains were too steep...only to find my front door open

somebody done kicked my ass in my sleep

 

i think red still wins, though.

 

Whose kid is that, Treehugger? CUTE.

I had a few glasses of wine watching the election returns. Then I woke up tired and cranky.

Then I had a cigarette.

So...I'm with Trees and Penny.

Red, good luck with that!

Edit: woops, I somehow came in on page 4 of this thread and thought that was the end of it. Hey MamaKCita! Glad someone's willing to slap Red up a little.

 

'Ya can take your infinite rage out on me KC.

 

i've been distracted. i'm currently examining the responses to my signature (not the pic, the words). some of them are VERY interesting.

 

at first i thought that said "i feel like licking someone's ass". LOL, just goes to show that my mind just fell into the gutter. but nothing wrong with a little salad tossing. the lettuce must be washed first though.

 

definitely.

 

Every time I hear the phrase "salad tossing" my mind fills up with disgusting jokes about what kind of dressing you'd like with that.

 

that's horrible. stop it.

 

No, I know! I wish I could!

sigh...i just wanted everyone to suffer along with me.

Also, I've got "You Don't Have To Take Your Clothes Off" stuck in my head and it won't leave.

 

*GASP* YOU BITCH!!!! you had no right to mention that song in my thread!!!