I fell down some steps last night

no that just makes it more blurry

 

your phone must suck then

 

your mom sucks!

 

hahaha, I love this girl

 

my mom died

 

are you serious? omg!

 

I will kiss it for you, but only if I can also move up a bit.

 

gotcha

 

Awwwww poor you

I put slugs on a blokes cock last night

 

hahaha you're my lovely drunk bitch
i'd kiss it better, but it looks like you have plenty of kisses heading your way

 

i don't think i'd wanna party if my vagina was on fire. i'd probably go see the doctor.

 

you know, you could "party like your tits have an expiration date," or "party like it keeps your twat tight."

 

I wont kiss it. I dont even kiss my kids bloody scrapes... but I will hand you a beer and all that other stuff you like.