I Get My Jaw Broken Tomorrow

I've been a string bean all my life. I'm 6ft and going into the surgery I was 123.5 lbs. Now I've already lost 5lbs O_O

 

damn you need to eat eat eat and lift weights

that sound really unhealthy man

 

qft... they didn't work well before i started fucking with pills

 

I can't lift anything heavy and the reason I'm losing so much is because I have to drink shit like ensure and soups thru syringes. It takes forever and is no fun.

I tried to gain weight beforehand eating fatty yogurts and over eating at christmas and whatnot. It's so tough for me to gain anything.

 

Ever thought about eating fish and otters?

 

are you in pain?

 

Eh, it hasn't been too bad today. It's not like a 'oh shit, my jaw is sliced in half, my bones hurt!' kind of pain, it'll just get a really swollen feeling and then a rush of cold. It's just really uncomfortable. Pain meds help. Today has been a lot better and I think I'm healing very quickly! Ice is nice.

Thanks for your concern guys.

 

^^^dude i'm built similarly. 6'3 ~155 lbs

i suppose i could eat more, or take protein shakes / weight gainer, but i'm not that unhappy with my scawny-ness

but i do eat like a man with an appetite. i'm not anorexic like a lot of people seem to think that tell me to eat. i don't tell them to diet.

 

it's good it's healing fast get better soon

 

So my new xbox which isn't supposed to get the red ring of death gets the red dot of death about a month ago. I send it in for repair and it doesn't get to my house in Texas before I leave for Colorado. Bullshit. Shouldn't take so long. So I get my roommate's mom to send it up here to colorado for me once it arrives since I'll be bored senseless for three weeks sitting around the house doing nothing while I heal. It arrives. Yes! Oh shit, I forgot the A/V cables. Get my mom to go to Best Buy and pick up the VGA cables since it's good quality. Damn, our tv doesn't even have a vga input. Return it, pick up the HD cables. Cool, now I can play. Holy motherfucking shit. I forgot the damn power source! Mom calls gamestop. They have a power source and they put it on hold for me. Wait, mom, is it for the new 360 or the old one? ....Calls back. "No, this is for the older model. No one sells the power supply for the new one".

I've never been so goddamned pissed off. If my ride to the airport wouldn't have came 15 minutes earlier then when I asked I probably wouldn't have to go thru any of this. Now I get to waste this whole next two weeks sitting on the computer and frankly I'm already sick of it. Fuck my life.

 

you shoulda remembered the cables

 

Good time to rewatch long television shows lol

Have you watched all of Weeds, The Sopranos, 24, or Entourage?

 

I've watched all of weeds and 24. Never watched entourage or sopranos. I'll check out Entourage though. I heard it's pretty good. I think I'm going to go thru my hard drive and finally watch a lot of the movies I've downloaded but never watched.

 

that's a good idea

 

I guess I can hook up my old xbox and play Halo 1 campaign.

 

do pushups and get bigger lol

 

I'm afraid my face would explode

 

video games are the way to go, especially if you can smoke.

even not high video games are a great way to pass time.

 

Yeah. I only brought three games with me (Reach, H1, and Shadowrun). I didn't take my old xbox with me when I moved to Texas so I got that. I could go to gamestop sometime next week maybe and pick up a cheap game.

 

Holy shit, that sounds like it sucks so much. They wanted to do that shit to me when I was like 14...I have an overbite and a slight crossbite. On top of that, they wanted to dig around inside my upper jaw because I have two teeth up there that never descended. Then they were going to wire me up with braces... I said, "Fffffuuuuuuuck that" and the last time I went to the dentist was 5 years later for a rotten tooth. So I still have an overbite (never even noticed my crossbite), but I like it, it's comfortable for me. And those two teeth never rotted out of my face like they said they would. Stupid orthodontist and dentist.