I got my DXM for the night

the pic or what we do during those 3 days....?

 

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BOTH of course!

 

then lets just take a pic of that and post it up here.


I'm sure I can talk my wife into being the photographer.....


.....but it still might be better to hire a pro, cuz we are gonna need her to keep the dolphins moist, and the anteaters in their cage...... those fuckers are the worst to try to keep confined....

 

I voted this thread a 1 star, cuz it is hella gay..... thus bringing it down to 3 stars.......I advise others to vote 1 star as well.

 

I think we should hire a pro yeah, but honestly I'm getting a little tired of the dolphins- they are so sexually selfish, it's all about "them" and what they want...I'm tired of feeling like an object to them....whatever happened to that giraffe you had lined up?!

 

the giraffe got some kind of god awful looking fungus on its feet...... oddly enough, only the ones that were in my ass......


but i have a contract with the dolphins, I can't get rid of them. But, the good news is, its up at the end of this year. I don't know what I was thinking signing a 6 month contract like that, I know I get tired of shit in less than a week.....

 

so let me get this straight.... you had the giraffe and got it on without me?!? I'm the one who wanted the fucking giraffe in the first place

you better be making that up to me and have something spectacular like an ostrich there when I arrive:toetap05: