i hate fat baldy bouncers

Amazing, my cousin used to be a fat bouncer. Not bald...just a little chunky. He used to pull big guys out by their nostrils. Grooooosssss.

The only time I've ever been to a club we were turned away at the door. It was a hotel club, so we just snuck around through the side and the guy there let us in.

 

As a fat baldy bouncer, I find this thread to be full of extreme prejudice.

 

they all seem to have one thing in common..

bein assholes

 

And being fat, bald and bouncers.

 

ha, yeah...

there was a woman one too, she wasnt bald, but she was fat

 

I agree. Terrible people. Not part of the master race.

Let's eugenic their yellow stars all the way to Dachau.

 

you agree with me , thats a shocker



yes lets :rofl:

EDIT:
and i'll confiscate all there stuff too :frown:

 

Well, first we must slowly alienate them from society so that people aren't all like "wtf, where did the bouncers go lulz?"

We can run propaganda campaigns against them in the media and then eventually start sanctioning them.

 

arty:

they can make a statue of you for makin such a brilliant plan

you genius you

we'll pick them one by one

 

They already made a statue of me once...



It wasn't very popular though...

 

:rofl:

i thought people would love that

*sigh*

what will we do now without a statue

 

Make a bronze cast in the shape of a penis and mass-market it as a "all-natural, legendary vintage dildo"?

 

that could work

more people would probably rather it

 

I hate those assheads also. Last week they wouldn't let me into club Pearl because "I didn't meet the dresscode." I was decked out so i know 100% for sure that that wasn't the reason they didn't let me in. I ended up going to the VooDoo lounge and sarging a little. I got these 3 smoking Asian chicks to occampany us back to Pearl and low and behold, they let us in. I went back home and wrote a song called "They Didn't Let Us In The Club 3" Dickheads, fuck the club.

 

I would of let you in lynz! Damn 16 year olds and their evil ways...

 

Came to the conclusion that I kinda hate the club. I will not go anymore unless I get invited in by the owners/promoters, I'm rocking a show or it's free.

 

haha i know.. theyre all lil fuckers

yeah i dont wanna go to that stupid club :frown:
they pissed me off.. so i'm guna be stubborn

unless i join a band and the owners/promoters invite be

 

i rarely get carded. i was able to get into places when i was 16. ive always looked older than i am...maybe the height helped

 

yes that was a shit nite funny though gud n The end i suppose

I HATE BOUNCERS