I hate introductions

fuckin josh and debbie. get a room.


I'd just like everyone to know I shook things up a bit this morning and decided to eat marijuana for breakfast.



which is not the honest truth at all.









cause I had cranberry walnut bread and coffee. It was superb.



but seeing as it's not noon yet, I'm going to go have a nice little glass of Drambuie. Just to say I did.

 

or maybe I won't.


I hate licorice.

 

its too early for alcohol

or maybe i'm just really awake.

 

oh hi hello, my names is rox the sox and i have been an addict for like a year and something not much i know but i still couldn't leave this place so here i am and i had no breakfast whatsoever today except lots of pizza with no tomato sauce coz i was too ashamed to ask for it

 

my name is chester.

i had smoked salmon and coffee for breakfast.

 

depending on what else is on it, pizza with no tomato sauce is usually better than pizza with it.

 

you're just a freak chuck.

tomato sauce makes the pizza.

 

then you definetely are confusing tomato sauce wityh ketchup
no, no, my sir, tomato sauce is the real thing

 

i think its in the cheese. :sunglasse

 

isn't ketchup just tomato sauce with sixteen cups of sugar in it?

like pop vs. juice or wine vs. winecooler.

 

i cant stand ketchup. ever

 

i only like it on hashbrowns. there are much better condiments for everything else.

in fact, lousiana hot sauce is better on pretty much everything. including fries.

 

okay let's make something clear:

ketchup is bad
tomato sauce is awesome
good tomato sauce is found in crap-land
the end.

 

yeah, hot sauce is great on pretty much everything.

crap-land cant be too crappy, if they have good tomato sauce there.

 

good tomato suace does not compensate ridiculously bad beer

 

sounds like america. though we import pretty much anything

 

Darn tootin'.

I always scrap the sauce off my pizza.

 

I never tried pizza till I was like 8.

To this day I've still never eaten pasta with tomato sauce.

I'm deathly afraid of consuming herbs... Even when I ate pizza when i was little, I'd scrape off every last bit of sauce underneath and herb... or make it sauceless. I'll only eat pizza from certain places where I know they only throw basil in the sauce... Or I make my own.


Also- it is never too early for a cocktail