I hate kids.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Bassist, Oct 8, 2005.

  1. Bocks

    Bocks Senior Member

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    Cool. Now, just out of curiousity, enlighten us about the evils of teenagers.
     
  2. synaptic aether

    synaptic aether Member

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    they brethe fire from the deepest depths of hell and birth demons from their anuses!
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    cant...Id be here forever....
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    lol. and those damned twenty-somethings!! jesus h. hillbilly!

    and anyone who's not in their 30's is really just getting greedy and wasting resources. they should be culled.
     
  5. Bocks

    Bocks Senior Member

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    Of course. We should all be born at thirty. No, really. Give us one good reason why you hate teenagers, and explain to us what you'll do when your kids become them.

    Quite honestly, I don't much like teenagers either, and am one. They're self-absorbed and obnoxious, but it's in their nature. At least someone of them can have intelligent conversations.
     
  6. ElChivato

    ElChivato SeNioR MeMBeR

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    hahaha. you're 16
     
  7. ashbury1500haight

    ashbury1500haight Member

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    i used to hate kids SO much like for a long time. the njust recently i realized how cute those little fuckers can be haha.
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    and naturally it's kinda annoying to have to repeatedly explain stupid humor to them. did you notice by any chance that i listed every age group but my own? here's the thing, RELAX.
     
  9. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Ive never once had the desire to have a baby or small child of my own. It seems I just dont have that maternal instinct or whatever it is most women have...So the idea of getting pregnant horrifies me, and i hope i never do.

    I do however have a huge amount of respect for small children. I worked in a nursery for 1-4 year olds for a few months a year ago, and I found the kids delightful, loving and full of funny and interesting conversation. Children know things that we dont know. They see the world differently. Spending time with a well brought-up child can be a beautiful experience.

    However the ones brought up badly, whove seen nothing but bad examples are, through no fault of their own, annoying little brats. It upsets me deeply to see children like these(theyre more common than the well-loved ones, and are probably the ones youve had experience with) because you just know its going to be so difficult for them to ever better themselves. Everyone knows how important a persons first few years on this planet are. When i see those kids i just want to find their parents and shake them and say "why did you bloody bother!?"

    But anyway, its never the childs fault. Its the parents that annoy me.

    Xx
     
  10. Bocks

    Bocks Senior Member

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    That makes sense. Thank you for the most logical answer I've read on this thread. KC, you're making broad generalisations here, and you skipped middle-agers and senior citizens. I'm sure there are problem with 30-somethings, which older people wouldn't hesitate to point out. For example, many of them are prententious yupoids...
     
  11. rubytuesday

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    There is no way that you can arbitrarily decide which age group is the best, most mature, or whatever. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT.
     
  12. darksideofthemoon

    darksideofthemoon Senior Member

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    When in doubt go pro-choice lol
     
  13. IntenseHeat

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    Any one who hates kids is a individual with no real life. sure kids can get in our nerves once in a while but then what alse dont anyway? like taxes, regulations,job bosses, under pay, abuses of power by cops and goverment, etc etc and plain idiots all around us.
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    *sigh* i hope you're just carrying on the joke...
     
  15. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    you're an evil woman...
     
  16. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    so what? if you read the damn thread, you'd know i was talking about little kids.

    the power of reading comprehension!
     
  17. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    You "always" find that just teens don't like kids? That's possible the funniest thing I've ever heard...let's see...we have the career oriented 20-somethings, the 30-somes who like to party and stay single (sex and the city, anybody?), etc. etc.

    Many adults I meet say they don't like to be around kids...it's just part of a person's personality, and I think it deals a lot with how the person grows up.

    But hey, some kids are pretty cool. It's just the socially inept, screaming bastards that I dislike. I'm sure you grasp my point here....

    Condescending 20-somethings that like kids, yet hate teens...gotta love 'em! [​IMG]
     
  18. darksideofthemoon

    darksideofthemoon Senior Member

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    there was two 7 year old kids that lived by me, they told me to fuck off regularely, and ding dong ditched me till i poured water on them then hit them with a water balloon suprise attack!:) i hated those two but they just moved so im happy anyway, where i was goin with this is their other friend, would never participate in things that annoyed other people, he is a nice polite kid everyone is different.
     
  19. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    Nice...it's all in the parenting.

    Or maybe it's the genes.
     
  20. darksideofthemoon

    darksideofthemoon Senior Member

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    well if it helps, their mom would wake up send her kids outside, go down to the basement smoke up for a while and call em back when she felt like seeing em again, by the way she used a whistle system exactly like dogs:eek:
     
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