i hate penises

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by interval_illusion, Nov 19, 2004.

  1. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    that is a very good idea!
     
  2. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    heh someone did that to show me in high school I shit you not they drew a happy face on their sock and than yep.
     
  3. olhippie54

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    I like my penis. I've grown very attached to it.
     
  4. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I actually quite like them. Although it depends on whether I like the person. But I think they feel nice. The skin is so soft and they look kind of cool.
     
  5. Samhain

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    they look better when they're erect, so Trish what is it that makes your husband's cock prettier than the rest?
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  6. Bug*Man

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    Because it's a vagina with an unusually large clitoris in disguise. [​IMG]
     
  7. Samhain

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    haha, do you know i think she would know the difference
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  8. Bug*Man

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    With that brawd, ya never know.
     
  9. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    What?? How can you not like penises? I LLLLLLOVE them! :D Give me penises!!
     
  10. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    I'm with you, though I don't care much for anyone else's.
     
  11. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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  12. Samhain

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    penises are great providing they are washed a bit like fruit in that respect
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  13. interval_illusion

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    i dont know... his is just really pretty. i just i like some other ones too. ive just seen some scary ones...let me post a link to this one website.
     
  14. olhippie54

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    I like my penis when it points north.
     
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  16. BlackGuardXIII

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    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It's swell to have a stiffy.
    It's divine to own a dick,
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world's biggest prick.
    So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
    Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
    Your Percy, or your cock.
    You can wrap it up in ribbons.
    You can slip it in your sock,
    But don't take it out in public,
    Or they will stick you in the dock,
    And you won't come back.
     
  17. Samhain

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    why have you got a link to a site like that you into it all?
    i can't believe the female to male transexual it would be very odd sleeping with him.
    to be fair its not the penis thats scarey its what theyve done to it
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  18. interval_illusion

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    hehe, no, i ran into that site when i was looking on the love and sex forum. some crazy shit on there.
     
  19. Samhain

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    wouldn't you agree thou that its not the penis thats scarey its what they've done to it
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  20. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    i suppose but i still think they look like weird aliens and i will always think that. :)
     
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