I hate teenagers, and here's why:

This is my favorite:
it reminds me of me in the morning

 

make sure to charge her for the goat. I don't want my goat giving it out for free.

 

Alrighty, little Radion Romanovitch the Goat here is waiting.

...and that's how you make Shitstick!

 

I would charge her, but she's going to participate in a farm animal bukake film afterwards, and I think that the money I will get from that will be enough payment.

 

She's only into bestiality when she's on the giving end.

 

see why I have some much shit lying around? Fuck, even I can't eat that much....



30 bucks an hour for luv piggy, and 25 for luvin lamb....

 

obviously .. i mean she is my mom :H

 

You do realize your talking about your mother don't you?

There's something strange about you telling them those things.

 

Your mom is a pit stop.

 

Lovin' lamb's a slut.

While yes Jess, it's because she's the mother of such a ravishing beauty as you are!

 

Meh, it's ok. She's most of their mother's too, but their foster parents never told them.

 

Oedipus complex.

 

just make sure you try to drain most of her out beforehand, unless you want to get chaffed to high hell

 

http://hipforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3307200&postcount=4

yet another teenager comment to make me want to stick toothpicks in their eyeballs

 

Haha... I saw that one...

He must be paranoid because he smokes that purple haze

 

that kid just pisses me off, sort of like DopeSickKid used to. Maybe its him reincarnated. Who knows, the ages would work out. But damn

 

You let people bother you too much. I know you hate me, and I don't care. But I mean it, just be happy and ignore other people if they upset you enough to create a 30-something page thread on it.

 

hahaha dopesickkid aww i miss him


Miss_Beatle, please please dear stop taking things seriously...this whole thing is a joke