I hate teenagers, and here's why:

so do you think you'll be able to cope with yours when yours become teenagers
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no doubt. also, this growth spurt has been shown to continue right up through the early twenties. but by then most are getting laid and self medicating with beer. but i've decided that i also want to include men and women up to the age of 23 in that hate, if they're still having their bills paid by their parents and bitching about their parents anyway.

 

absolutely not. i'm shipping them to military school

 

ok lets start a hate plan, whats first on the agenda?
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yeah, kids in college that are still being supported by mommy and daddy are just as bad if not worse than teenagers.

 

first i think we should sit in a bar with a front window, drinking openly in front of teenagers who have to sneak it.

second, i think we should speak in our most ponderous tones about the inability of teenagers to accept their immaturity.

third, we carry around graphs of the development of the human brain through the teens years. few things are quite as irritating and having to accept that you REALLY are not as smart as your parents.

fourth, we laugh, tell them to learn to take a joke and just say "oh, fuck off, grandpa."

 

Teenagers are my birth control

 

would it be possible to make it up to the age of 25 if your still living at home?
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that would depend on the reason for still living in the home and if your mother still does your laundry and makes you sandwiches for lunch.

 

Yes, because moving out at 18 should have been made a law a long ass time ago. Fuck. If you are 30 and living at home this applies.

 

dave let his mom move in with him after her 4th divorce when he was 27. technically his mom was living with HIM. though he hit the road shortly thereafter when she decided to buy the house.

 

when I was about 18 I had sex with a camper dude I met, my mother made us both sandwiches in the morning, to this day she still thinks I had a very odd friend just staying the night
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's funny. totally okay to stay with the 'rentals so long as you don't bitch them out and realize that they're at that point doing you a huge favor.

 

like oh my god i am hella hurt by all this hate..like what did i ever do to u, this is so totally unfair and like so totally uncalled for
it's hella not my fault my parents are uber lame
i mean like when i wanted that pink convertible for my 16th bday they got me a blue one
like come on how hard is it to like actually do something for me and like at least pretend to care about my pathetic little existence
i am so like depressed and i'm like u guys all hating on me is like totally gonna bring back my alcoholism..and i like so had that under control and like haven't been an alcoholic since like i was 13
like if u guys knew how hard it really is for me, day to day like my parents expect me to get up at like 7?? like 7 in the morning like wtf?
and like sometimes i miss my shows cause like my parents are all like "jessie do the laundry" i'm like "i dunno wanna"
but i always end up doing the god damn laundry
its so unfair
nobody understands me and all u guys with your hate have like totally hurt me, to the depths of my soul

 

well you are the exception, your mother locked you in the attic, it was ment to be only a few days until she got her inhertance, but days turned into months and into years and she forgot how much she loved you
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haha ok your all such nice people arent you. it strenge because... i love my parents and i could never ask for a better set. i dont mind that they dont let me smoke weed, i get over it and find other places to do it. when they dont give me somthing i want im cool with it because i ask for ALOT. i like my life... i mean i have a few problems with school etc but i still have more fun then you.
being a teenager kicks total ass. get over it

 

Yeah. you don't have more fun than me. I can guarantee that one. :H There are just some things that a 15 y/o can't understand and that totally inhibits his or her ability to even define the meaning of "fun"

 

the other day (well more like month but whatev) i saw the made for television movie of that
it was funny

 

I would totally relate to you if you sent me ass pics.....
:H

 

well thats based on abook by the author I was going on about who you promised to send me a book by, but never did....
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