I hate teenagers, and here's why:

my mom drives a car that would run down your house and your lame
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my mom sucks more dick then your mom.

 

yeah only cause your mom's frigid down below
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*GASP* ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME!!


*psst!!! sam!!! omg! this guy is TOTALLY hitting on me!! gigggle*

 

i had him last week bitch!
and he weren't all that
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*Winks*
I tell you what...my dads got a nice red race car and my parents have got a nice big bed, so whats it gonna be. The back seat or the water bed...my parents don't get home untill 9!

 

you neva had none like this before, all the bitches know it. Don't be tryin' to put off my game because you be jealous.

 

yeah woot eveeeeer, you saiod you'd use a rubber, you never did, now i'm preggers and i'm calling it 'ash tray'
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*psst* sam, i think he's totally high! omg.

 

shit, sam, you're way funnier than me.

 

and omg his brother smells like gym shoes and his dads got no graden
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thaz the way we roll here in B Town, flyin high. Bitch i ain't layin claim to no baby, thatz the fault of one of them crackas you be with.


ps.
trying to act as a teenage gangster is a difficult process.

 

don't be rippin on my fam or i'll send my brothas down knockin on your door packin some big 9 millis

 

I know shall we do posh English instead, one thinks that would be so much easier.
P.S I think all this talk of sexual intercourse is vulger
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I really would fancy a cup o' tea and a crumpet. Care to join me madam?

 

i imagine it makes one's head ache.

 

I don't mind if I do, I'm sir samhain to you
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sam, one spells it "vulgar."

 

excuse me, my dear Sir Samhain. I would be absolutely delighted if you and your wonderfull lady friend KC would join me at my abode for brunch.

 

well slap one hard with the back of a brush, whilest reading wolfe

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