I hate that cops do prostitution stings

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Sam_Stoned, Feb 1, 2011.

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    lol. hookers.. I have a women coming over in a little bit to cut my hair, she will wear no tops and bottoms. 40bucks. no fucking. Shes good at cutting hair .. Is this prostitution?..
     
  2. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    a 40$ haircut. thats classy.

    ladies would pay me not to cut my hair.
     
  3. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    haha i didnt know that actually happened... :D
     
  4. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    No but you might have just got me to quit black barbershops...


    Lynzxx... can you cut hair? lol
     
  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i know that, it was a bit of a fuck around. but anyways, legal prostitution would increase levels

    more sex, particularly with one girl - will mean this girl is much more likely to catch an std.

    and anyways, i've never understood this 'regulation' thing - it's not that easy to regulate someone's genitals. i've been to amsterdam, where we have 'regulation' - they offer free healthcare but no requirement to actually check your sexual health.

    at your own peril.
     
  6. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    I kinda would like to get one of those higher class amsterdam girls... but then I think they might be sex slaves and it makes me sad.

    I can still fuck sad, but that's not the point :p
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    it's kind of weird, they don't seem to mind it so much. but i'm sure there are some very dark corners to their sex industry - just because of how liberal they already are.
     
  8. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    But on the otherhand... they get too much traffic. Unless they get a vaginaplasty every other month I don't think I'd get the proper bang for my buck.

    And of course the pun was intended. I fucking hate when people clearly mean to make a pun then deny it like they're so fucking witty by nature
     
  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and i'll show you a-flat minor.
     
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