i was supposed to play poker last night..but we couldn't get enough players ...everyone's a brokeass..i was only gonna play for free cause there was a guy that has a mad crush on me, he was gonna pay for me..but no one ever has any money...i drink my money
I play pokerstars.net. I'm not to keen on the idea of switching sites. Have fun with that though. Texas Hold 'Em is quite addicting.
Naw, the verb to pork is what came to mind "I porked her the other night!" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pork etc.