I have an extremely small , thin dick..........

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  1. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    :D
     
    Cherea, Jan 11, 2009
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  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    indeed.

    i just have to put up with shit smacking up on my calves all the time, and i needed a second job to pay for the masturbation lube... what a waste!
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jan 11, 2009
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  5. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    OMG! How did I miss this post? :D
     
    Cherea, Jan 11, 2009
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  7. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    LMFAO, that's comic gold right there. :biggrin:
     
    DroopySnoopy, Jan 11, 2009
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  9. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I think the right fit matters too. A penis should fit into a vagina a certain way, as if they were designed to be a lock and key.
     
    Aristartle, Jan 11, 2009
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  11. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    :cheers2:

    gotta hit all the right spots.
     
    zilla939, Jan 11, 2009
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  13. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    That's true. I only had that experience once or twicet.
     
    Cherea, Jan 11, 2009
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  15. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I think it's just important that each person have a satisfying experience, scale only mattering in case of requirement.
     
    Dave_techie, Jan 11, 2009
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my penis is like a skeleton key; fits in all locks...
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jan 11, 2009
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  19. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    lmfao Jimmy. :biggrin:
     
    DroopySnoopy, Jan 11, 2009
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  21. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    A skeleton key probably opens the gateway to death.
     
    Aristartle, Jan 11, 2009
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  23. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i've been told that about my penis before! :eek:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jan 11, 2009
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  25. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    says the virgin!

    It's either Harmonic
    or it isn't
     
    stalk, Jan 11, 2009
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  27. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    haha cruel.

    but true.
     
    zilla939, Jan 11, 2009
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  29. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    ;)
     
    stalk, Jan 12, 2009
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  31. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    you should show him a good time :p
     
    zilla939, Jan 12, 2009
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  33. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    no



    you
     
    stalk, Jan 12, 2009
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  35. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i'm scared of his massive shlong...
     
    zilla939, Jan 12, 2009
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  37. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    theres always more places to go if it doesn't fit in the vagina all that well
     
    fitzy21, Jan 12, 2009
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  39. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    really long cocks bottom out and hurt like fucking HELL. nothing says loving like writhing on the floor in agony from the cramping and bleeding. awesome.
     
    mamaKCita, Jan 12, 2009
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