i have the hottest girlfriend

my imaginary girlfriend is hotter than your girlfriend

 

I believe I have the hottest girlfriend

 

My girlfriend was so hot she died of third degree burns. Tragic really

 

See! You're someone that knows what to look for in a woman. If they can cook you pizzas, what more could you possibly need or want?

 

See, thats why I learned to cook some seriously delicious pizzas, so Id get a husband who I could continute cooking the pizzas for. It worked

 

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I'm with Gorilla. Does she know she's your girlfriend?

 

I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be really mad if she heard me say that. :leaving:

 

I smiled reading your post, because I know exactly what you're talking about. Been a long time since I've felt that way though.

 

far out. I dated a girl like that once. we waited like a month to kiss. We were waiting to screw to see how long we could till it was just to fuckin unbearble. Then after like 7 weeks of dating we were making out in our under wear for like 3 hours and we were sweating to the point where my couch got soaking wet so I just rammed my cock in her. I have not had sex that incredible since. And that was almost 5 years ago now

 

good story:cheers2:

 

Thanks

 

Awww that's so romantic

 

lmfao...it really is isn't it.

 

Ahem...!

 

thats sum serious air time

 

Holy shit, does anyone remember the guy who did something similar but missed, and ended up having sex with his couch? He didn't realise (first time?) and she thought he was dry-humping, so neither caught on until he came between the cushions.

 

How long were you together after that? I just want to know if this waiting thing works as well as it's advertised.

OP, inquiring minds want to know: Does she know she's your girlfriend? :toetap05:

 

You should both be shot. Ahem, I mean awww, that's lovely

 

We were together for two years and a little bit after this. To be honest waiting or not doesn't really make a difference at all. You have to keep your sex life exciting. She became very boring as she smoked A LOT of weed and it killed her sex drive. She became more interested in getting stoned and just being a corpse on a couch for hours. I like pot but that was just plain pathetic. I had to get out.

 

That's what I thought. I stayed 3 years with a girl after having sex the day I met her.

Damn prudes. :biggrin: