I have the most retarded brother on the face of the earth

Badass!
Let's get dirty! ;]

 

You mean the kinky dirty or the mud dirty. Cause i'm down for either.

 

Both, honey.
You know how we Texans are! ;]
ahahahaha

 

You know how we South Carolinian's are to! I'll get the mud.

 

I hope it's some Mississippi Mud!
Lord knows I LOVE my alcohol!
Speaking of which, I need to go get number 9!

 

Oh hell yes it is.

 

Marry me? =D

 

Yes.:cheers2:

 

THANK GOD(s?)!!!!
Wait...first, do you like Hank Williams III?

 

I Iz So Happiez For Both Of Youlls........(dances across room... to fridge and refills glass).


Cheers Glen.

 

Who? Guess this is a deal breaker

 

that's not karma!

 

Yes you bring the shotguns and i'll bring the whiskey and we'll have ourselves a regular hootenanny!

 

If you knew my brother you'd know it was.

 

That's the deal breaker!
If you don't even know the name "Hank Williams" then there's NO way it could have ever worked.

The Williams have been around in country music for decades (now in the third generation!) and they will always have a spot as one of the most inspiring legends ever created!

 

no, its not.

karma is a divine force which exerts itself over the course of multiple lifetimes.

this is simply an instance of your concerned mother punishing a child for doing something wrong. thats not karma, its coincidence.

only the cosmos may dole out karma, not mothers

 

Well I know of Hank Williams Jr. and Sr. just not the third. I'll go angst in a corner now.

 

Sorry mommy. I'll be out back whipping myself with a leather strap full of rusty nails now....I think i'll like it though...

 

No, no!
Please don't.
Just expose yourself to the son of Hank Jr!
He does some heavier stuff (with Superjoint Ritual [a metal band]) but he also does a LOT of stuff with a classic feel!

 

I'll head to youtube right now.