i have to go bra shopping

well going bra-less is a bit uncomfortable when your knockers just hanging there.. Of course if I had young perky ones I would...but when you got saggin dragons then that option is a no-go...

 

Saggin dragons... lol.

 

Elle McPerpherson Intimates are great bras. Hope you find a good one, it sucks shopping for them I agree.

 

I just realised I spelled 'Macpherson' wrong, oops.

 

Maybe you can get a large roll of duct tape and make some custom bras.

I guess they would be sweaty and hot, maybe not so good.

 

orders up

 

something to hold your chest up so your boobs would sag by age 24

 

bras dont make your boobs sag by 24.

 

whoops. wouldnt***

 

....the duct tape lingerie is kinda hot.....

 

Oh it gets way better....GooGle is a good good thing

 

I am a little disturbed by how hot I think that is.

edit: and fortunately I am also thinking "she is definitely wearing panties under that because oh, god, the duct tape."

 

lol !

 

that has to hurt coming off

 

look at her wrist, it's already peeling, they probably leavened the adhesive with a light dusting of talc or something, that's what I'd do anyway.

 

ya...or buckstore duct tape....that shit wouldn't stick to hot asphalt

 

it's shiny, so we know it's not gaffer's tape at least

(gaffer's tape, the best way in the world to extract information from some poor bastard with lots of body hair)

 

I bet theres saran wrap under the tape.....thats what I'd do

 

hahaha. so remembering that.

 

It's awesome because I do have a personal shopper. My wife keeps me hip. If it werent for her I'd be lost in the eighties being made fun of by all the young hip people.