Your eyes look beautiful in the one with the goatee. So that one has charmed me. In the other you look like Jack Bauer from 24...at least at the first glance.
Everybody fucking goes to Pennsic. God dammit, I'm going next time if it's the end of me. My old boss man was in the Lost Boys group tent camp thing, and the stories he told were fucking amazing.
Lost Boys??? I'm with the Bog Troopers. I probably know him. You should totally go. Two weeks of fighting, skinny dipping, drinking, drumming until dawn, abuse of caffeine, experimental hangover cures and then fighting, skinny dipping, drinking, drumming and more caffeine. It's like Woodstock for barbarian hordes...
You know Ratzo? If you do, then you've been blessed by some sort of higher power. Dude fired me from a job I loved, but somehow I can't hate him.