I humped a dude with a lisp.

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  1. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Man i dont care if you're bi, straight or gay, just i took a shot because you seemed insecure... i dont care at all.
     
    Xac, Nov 21, 2008
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  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    And May I Ask......Why Not.....:toetap05:

    Dudes Have "Feelings" And "Needs" Too Remember....:(


    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Nov 21, 2008
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  5. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Whatever floats your boat. :)

    I love boobs and hairless asses.
     
    Mr. Mojo Risin', Nov 21, 2008
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  7. GLENGLEN

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    Sorry.....Can't Help You With Either Of Those....:(

    Perhaps You Should Place An Ad On E-Bay....:)

    They Cater For All Tastes...[​IMG]


    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Nov 21, 2008
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  9. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Whats your dream GLENGLEN? i dont know much about you, which is in stark contrast to face eater, so fellow Aussie, what is your dream?
     
    Xac, Nov 21, 2008
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  11. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Nah, I'm good. :)
     
    Mr. Mojo Risin', Nov 21, 2008
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  13. GLENGLEN

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    I Don't Have Dreams.....:(.....(wet or dry)...:(

    I Only Haz "Nightmares"...:(


    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Nov 21, 2008
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  15. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    So then Glen, son of man, what is your nightmare about?
     
    Xac, Nov 21, 2008
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  17. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Indeed.

    I'm just that awesome.

    I showed him today, too, and he thought it was as funny as I did.
     
    toolmaggot, Nov 21, 2008
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  19. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    And yeah. I went over his house last night, we watched the Machinist, and then immediately got to humpin'.

    And this time I wasn't drunk, and knew what was happening.

    Dude gives some epic dome. And has a chest pelt. And rather large cack.

    But uh. Long story short, I just got home. We woke up and just laid in bed and talked for like, hours and hours. My favorite bit of conversation was about braces.

    "Yeah, I had braces for a long ass time. They sucked so bad. I mean, I already had a bit of a lisp, and then they gave me braces and a retainer and shit... nobody knew what the fuck I was saying. And my fucking name's SAM. How unfortunate is that? And the fucking word LISP has an S in it! What.. the fuck."

    But the kid doesn't suck. I went back for seconds. *shrug* I'm usually all about fuck and run, but I might keep this one around for a little while, at least.
     
    toolmaggot, Nov 21, 2008
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  21. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    yeah, the s in lisp is a societal cruelty.
     
    Dave_techie, Nov 21, 2008
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  23. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    WTF? Did you bang Sylvester the cat?
     
    Hyphy, Nov 21, 2008
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  25. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    YES... It's a lisp like that, minus all the spitting and tounge stick-outing.
     
    toolmaggot, Nov 21, 2008
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  27. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Damn, sucks for you then. I'm sure that woulda came in handy during oral ;)
     
    Hyphy, Nov 21, 2008
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  29. Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    "The Machinist" kicks ass but damn.. shave your armpits!
     
    Mr. Mojo Risin', Nov 21, 2008
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  31. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Oh, it's fine. He definitely had that base covered.

    o_o whoa.
     
    toolmaggot, Nov 21, 2008
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  33. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Oh, fuck that shit. It's probably the funniest thing to me.
     
    toolmaggot, Nov 21, 2008
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  35. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    cowardly lion is cool but i always really wanted to fuck the scarecrow's brains out....

    wait.....
     
    zilla939, Nov 21, 2008
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  37. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I haven't read anything other than the OP. I can't. I'm laughing to much.
     
    redyelruc, Nov 21, 2008
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  39. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Good.

    Baahahahah.
     
    toolmaggot, Nov 21, 2008
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