I humped a dude with a lisp.

So, meow. Somehow I'm still railin' this dude.

And shit just gets funnier and funnier.

We're talking last night about how he has obscenely large amounts of spunk lately, and he goes, "Yeah, I don't know what's up wit this surplus of semen... Whoa. There was a lotta S's in that phrase... you probably didn't understand a word of it, huh?"

At which point I guffawed myself silly.

I've also done things like give him a wet willy after he tried to be thsecksy and suck on my finger while we were goin' at it. This is one of the moar fun bonars I've had.

Just thought I'd share.

 

You may be the personification of evil with a move like that. but that's still so funny.

 

Someones in the Christmas spirit. I had a lisp early in high school.

...Weren't it for babes like tool maggot.

You're like the Mother Theresa of rimjobs. :biggrin:

 

hahah good grief, charlie browneye.

 

Thank you, another band name idea. Epic Rimjob.
I'll stash that right next to Fetus Cleavage and Beatbox Blowjob

 

Beatbox Blowjob sounds great.

 

I thought you said beatrix blowjob. thats hot.

Speaking of Beatboxes...coolest thing ever.



I want it. I need it. Oh baby, oh baby.

 

OOOOOOOO, what is that? It has colors!

 

Ipod speakers, ghetto blaster style. Portable, obviously. Radio and everything too.

 

Fetus Cleavage... fucking awesome.

I always thought Testicular Distortion would be a sweet band name.

But I think I'm gonna stick with Siamese Crabwalk.

 

Everybody knows I'm the personification of evil.