I just found out what sex feels like for a guy! OMG

i_was_in_shroom_land · Apr 30, 2012

Ivory62 said:

No....that's not it at all. Sex for a guy feels like this.

Hi honey, I'm home after I've been out working hard all day so you can sit on your ever-increasing butt and do jack all. Now if it's OK with you I'll cook, clean the house, walk the dog and wash the car, in the desperate and vain hope that you might condescend to letting me touch your fun bits later on. And of course you won't, so I'll jerk off in the shower fantasising about your sister as usual.

On the other hand, sex for a woman feels like this.

Oh God. That fat smelly fool is home, half-tanked from being at some strip joint with his disgusting buddies from work. He'll try and kiss me with his mouth that smells like a tannery, and then he'll poke his laughably tiny tool in me, push twice, grunt and fall asleep. And I'll need to shower for a week to get the smell of him off me.

THAT'S how sex feels.
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lol!! its accurate.

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