I just had a 9 foot elimination, and some cake donuts

sure I would. I can suck my own dick

 

i've met someone who really can suck his own...

i was relucktant to believe it as first, but then he pulled his pants down in the middle of my kitchen floor(this was before i had a kid) sat down pulled his legs up and over and then he proved himself, thankfully he didn't cum he just showed that he could do it. either way, that was fucking funny!

 

and you didn't take pics??????

 

i didn't have a camera at that point in time, but if i did, i would have mad pics galore!