i just over heard something both disturbing and hilarious

I guess If you gotta go you gotta go

 

hahaha

 

>_<

Ugh. So embarrassing.

I peed on a church once too. When I was very drunk in a similar fashion. I had 16 beers that night and I had to pee when we were walking around downtown.

I have no shame, I'll pee anywhere. I'm like a guy.

 

you go girl

 

you have a good uncle.

 

Yeah, not many people would be willing to do that. lol

 

i remember my buddy Bum...hahaha!
he was smashed out of his mind at an old watering hole of ours...anyways he was out pissing off the porch when he saw this friend of ours walking up the ramp...he turned around with his dick hanging out still saying "hey matt!...isnt that cute?!?!"...and then he did that to a couple of random people walking in the bar...it was fucking idiotic but...hey, it was funny

 

I have to pee now. I need to make it something to write about.

 

i was drunk one time and thought a cactus was a good place to sit down and take a pee.

 

god this thread is awesome.
I can't remember any embarrassing drunk stories except for vomited over everything and forgetting about it

 

Ouch!

 

i peed in the airport parking lot tonight drunk, does that count?

 

Hope you werent drivin!

 

All my worst stories involve vodka....that shit is evil.

Me and my buddy got wasted in his room one night and I pissed in his dresser. Which I guess he couldn't really get mad at me for since he was on the other end of the room pissing in his night stand.

 

definitely not.
I've crashed cars drunk.
I don't drive drunk anymore. ever.

 

Hahaha, I have just pulled over before, leaned over and hung my dick out the door and peed.

One of my friends pissed on our other friends laptop. He also peed in the oven, then baked a pizza in it..

At my old apartment a couple friends were in town visiting, and one of them clogged the toilet before I woke up. There was only one bathroom so I ran outside but the lawn guys were cutting the grass. So I went back up and peed in the sink. The thing is though, I forgot to mention it until after my friend had just brushed his teeth.

But that is fine, he pees in ovens.

 

yes. very ouch.

most of the time my drunk pissing stories involve laughing so hard i pee my pants. i'm a happy drunk.

 

I been there too.


bad times man.

 

I don't even get drunk anymore, but when I did I was a professional drunk driver. Stupid, yes, I know.

 

god I thought I was too, every time.