i like this girl but idk how to tell her

oh i know how to hold hands man i just never heard it called the hand suggestion

 

Duck was saying he liked my suggestion

 

oh haha i get it now

 

It's not rape if you yell "suprise".

 

I was thinking more like grade 8..otherwise Id have said punch her

 

lmao was just looking for advice

 

i'd try to figure out what to say to her, then change my mind, then change my mind again, then start thinking of something else, and eventually she'd just say "hey, you haven't spoken in 20 minutes!" and then the moment would be over.

shit, i'm 27 and i still don't really know how to pick up women.

 

ikr? bro

 

you just go up to her, tell her you like her and pull down your pants

What's the worst that could happen? She says no?

 

he can't live within 500 feet of a school for the rest of his life.

 

Yeah, true; if the chick turns out to have problems she could call that sexual harassment.

 

im talking to her now but everrytime i think about saying something i get goose bumps

 

Next time you're smoking weed with her, say something like, 'Hey, I understand sex is awesome when you're high, let's try it ok?'

 

lmao like that will work

 

Aw man! You ain't got your bidness straight yet??? Seems like being high together would be relaxing enough to say it. Meh.......

 

lol ill have it sorted out soon man dont worry

 

yes and no. it probably won't lead to immediate boning, but it will remind her that you're a male with sexual urges. it's important to keep that thought in girls' heads, or else they'll start to see you as a girlfriend.

 

ask her if she likes penis and regardless of the answer show her your penis.