I miss my ex sometimes...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    the only time i miss my ex is like when my car dies or i need something heavy moved. oh and his paychecks were pretty good too.
     
  2. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i miss aspects of my ex, and times and experiences. at the time she was the best thing to ever happen to me, and i truly loved her and still think she's changed me and been a positive influence on my life. i would never get back with her today, though, and dont even have much interest in being friends with her anymore, though i dont dislike her per se.

    but god damn, talk about hot....what i miss the most: fucking my ex! i'd literally give almost anything to have my way with her a few times again.....but what can you do. i suppose if you aren't on speaking terms you can't really go for a booty call...

    but a fella can dream, can't he? i'm afraid i'll probably never get someone as good looking, good fucking, and good tasting as her again.....
     
  3. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    at least, not all of those things all in one person! she tasted like lemons, she was hot as all get out, and she should probably consider sword swallowing as a career because...well....ok, you can figure out where i'm going with that.
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    "kids" at 19...georgia must be REALLY boring.
     
  5. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    You are lucky the fathers stuck around. The father of my child just kinda went poof when i was six months pregnant. He decided that he would rather live a life free of responsibility. I feel sorry for him....he's missing out on the most beautiful experience in the world.
     
  6. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I got an email from my ex today... she was like "I've done my apartment up real nice and you would be real proud of me if you saw it!. This is my mobile number XXXXXXXX see ya big boy"..

    I'm the only guy that can make her come and I can do that to any girl in under 2 minutes. I'm gifted :D
     
  7. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    That tune is familiar. I ended a two year relationship at the end of summer (the reasons are complicated) and I miss him like crazy. We still talk on occasion, which stirs old memories. It seems as though we are the only ones in the world whom truly understand one another.
     
  8. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    ...and modest!
     
  9. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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    I know exactly what you mean man. What you just wrote describes my feelings regarding an ex completely.
     
  10. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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    Ive noticed that a lot of girls in GA and the Carolinas seem to get pregnant extremely young.
     
  11. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    The summer heat makes us all run inside for air conditioning.
     
  12. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    i miss my first boyfriend

    i really loved him :(

    red hair...
    amazing eyes
    short ...
    funny
    freckles :p
    ....my goodness he was a hawty!!!
     
  13. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    damn hawt men!
     
  14. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    hahaha now ive got black eyed peas song shut up stuck in my head.. lalalaa

    now .. shhhh!!
     
  15. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    don't phunk with my heart
     
  16. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    All You Need Is Love!
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  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    that makes perfect sense. but, you know, planned parenthood has air conditioning, too...

    hehe. i'm kinda in bitch mode today.
     
  18. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    And pussy.... and maybe some baked goods...
     
  19. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Well, yeah! Duh!!
     
  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    and some orange juice to stave off the scurvy...
     
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