I named my boyfriend's penis...

I've never been on a double date, sounds interesting.

 

3 girls and one guy sounds even more interesting

 

Congratulations. I will alert the media.

 

That's not so bad, my ex used to call mine princess...

 

That's just...I'm sorry, dear. :nopity:

Move back to Miami then! Har har

May I ask why?

 

Please do. The media doesn't like to go unaware about what's going on with me for long :2thumbsup:

 

I like to name genitals. My ex's was named Penelope....which I thought was a beautiful name for a Vagina.

 

My gf's is called Shai-Halad, Fremen for sandworm

 

Hell to the NO! Lol, you couldn't pay me enough to move back, it's too fucking crazy there!

 

Rawr! Do itt!

 

when he wants sex you can quote Caddyshack and go "you'll get nothing and like it!"

 

hahaha

i never named my boyfriends penis. maybe its time?

 

my dicks name is max-wells hammer.

 

I call mine little buddy. But he's been referred to as Captain, Rubbin Hood, and a few others that I can't think of

 

gorilla in the mist

 

shouldnt there be a number after the name...such as ''the third'' or ''the thirty-third'' or the ''hundred and third''?.

 

I don't wanna!!! Lol:mickey:

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Indeed :2thumbsup:

 

Since I first read this post I have been thinking what to possibly call my penis - been playing on my mind recently - I just gotta make sure I come up with a good name he will like

 

Lol let us know what you come up with! :2thumbsup:

How about Richard? See what I did there?

 

Awesome = nice one:sunny:

I kinda thinking something like..... Cyclops or Brad or Glen.

Whaddya think?