I need a girlfriend.

I think he just wants sex.



I'm okay with that.

 

Well in that case I withdraw my assertion that he should go for it.

 

naw, he wants to raise up all 10 of your young'uns in his mobile palace!

 

In that case I need another man whose name starts with a J.

 

hey there. come here often?

 

Well, not really. But I just might start coming more often...

 

I'm very tempted to say something along the lines of "oh, you stick with me, you'll definitely be coming more often" but I disapprove of letting a thread degenerate into pointless flirting, and I'll be no part of it. no part of it!

 

I like this advice

 

I agree.

 

sweeeeeeet.

my tongue is just very concerned with propriety, it doesn't like over-stepping boundaries.