i need a girlfriend

I need a girlfriend too. Same kind. I do have a couple of them technically, I guess, but we never get together anymore.

I have a hard time getting out, due to the mister's work schedule and only having one car. So it kind of isolates me.

I'd love to start up a "group" like a stitch n bitch and then they could just come to my house, but I don't know anyone who does any of those things. :/

 

I know what you mean. I move around so much it's hard to find good friends in person. It's been ages since I had a really close girlfriend, and I miss that.

 

I need a boyfriend.

 

i think i should just make some friends out of papier mache...

 

I prefer clay. Then you can make those cute little claymation movies, like you see at Christmas time.

 

i suggest you get a cat.

 

clays fun too.. but not as cheap as papier mache..

i need to go to school and take a class in how to make friends...

 

already tried this... the cat hated us... i want a dog.. but it's not really a good time to have a dog.. and the landlord would say no anyways.

plus i do not want to become the crazy cat lady... i'm trying NOT to go down that road.

 

I need a woman 'bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night.

 

ask santa

 

I am Santa.

 

why'd i get ripped off this last xmas? i wasn't that naughty!


and gimme some friends!

 

I'm Santa not a miracle worker!!

 

Love ya! Mean it!

 

i'm just grumpy....

 

That would be you on the left.

 

my beard looks just like that...

 

and what's with the bulbous nose?

 

Sexy!!!