I need a sweet lovin' mamma.

Ahaha

That's me with my favorite jeans.

They never come off. ever.

 

i just took my skirt outta the wash...
its looks weird.. like weirdly clean

 

i know i should think it's dirty that everytime i see you your wearing the same jeans, but i dont i love you to death and you look great in your jeans, skinny boy!

 

That was tongue in cheek. Well, sort of.

As for "easy" women - of course they exist. There is a sliding scale of how much work/charm is required to bed a girl, and if you fall on the short side then you're easy.

I'm sort of a mysagonist though, and I tend to like my girls hot but docile (ie: I like highschool girls).