Honesty is always best: "we suck but we try hard" "we suck but we're getting better" "better than oral surgery" "the exploding pintos" "beano is for losers" "lactose intolerance" "lactose intelligence" "Ralph Nader's Chaulky Impacted Colon" "Go ahead and laugh but the Monkees got their own TV show and didn't play their own instruments and Jimi Hendryx opened for them on their first tour" (I know that one's long but it is meaningful)
Legends of the Beet. (beet as in the root) Note: It's not supposed to be spelled beat. But I guess you could spell it with the a but then it just sounds corny.
Wait, I just realized you're thirteen. Barney Sucks JBP (Jail Bait Phish) The Band Camp Rejects Pubesense The EmbarassingFirstBandName (for when you're in that famous band, in 10 years) Seriously, have fun and good luck!
I dig the "Blueberry Jam Wagon" part, but I would think that including "Funkadelic" in my band name would get me: a. laughed/sneered at alot-- especially since my band is 3 white guys doing prog rock, free improv and ambient music... b. sued by George Clinton & company. c. all of the above. d. (fill in the blank)
Hognoggler Blue Water on Fire shitsophreniea vocal whores Kid Kandy and the panty waists Synthetic Mullet Brocoli Breakfast Buy a Vowel (my band don't use) Sasquatch The senate funkadoolic C.A.B. Chicks - And - Beer
I've always liked "Selling Freedom". Also, if you want to call a band "THAT", I have an intense logo I can show ya. What about Part-Time Robot? These are all pretty crazy names. How about The Nameless? Then you could make a really great political statement.