I need

Mine too! Hehe.

But yeah, I got her number too.

 

Find a quiet coffee shop. Or get a takeaway coffee and go for a walk in the park.

Personally, I never fart before the third date. There's a chapter about the best time for farting in Lode's Book on Dating Etiquette.

 

Yeah, but lode's book failed to mention belching and shit...I did it the other day and fucking ruined everything. Especially since, I was in the 7-11 getting Turkey sandwich and shit with the girl and the belch echoed. Needless to say I got none.

Now I had to get this other chick. So, I'm sueing lode.

 

You obviously failed to read Appendix2 at the back of the book. It clearly said that any instances of belching should be followed with a quick comment about the difficulties of digesting raw deer while still panting from the hunt.

 

It was more like raw beer. But it fucked me up all the same.

I'll see what my lawyer says.

 

3 am at a all night cafe.Awesomeness.
...but good luck finding those all night cafes.

You should make one in your house- REAL fresh coffee sweetened however she likes is probably better anyway .
Plus,
then she is already in your house.

 

Hehe. In due time. But it's HER house first. It was my precondition before I kissed her. Hehe

 

You need to check her cleanliness?

 

Hehe. No.

I'm sure her house is hooked up.

I get hornier in a girl's house. That's what I told her.

P.S. or hotel room.

 

In other words, you like to have an available escape if needs be.

 

Exactly.

And you know what?

She is receding from my memory...

Her features are becoming blurred....

Everything that happened is starting to feel like a matinee movie...

The logistic unnaturalness of the dating situation is hitting me like a ton of bricks.

I can see the old pattern forming anew: get a girl's #, don't call her, get called an asshole.

Unlike Picasso.