I never had an orgasm

Maybe. :H Wouldn't you like to know?

 

I don't know, I kind of like your sudden outburst like that. It really gets me going.

 

There's more where that came from. :H

 

Ive never heard a guy say he hasnt got off before !!!!

 

I have but I think he was lying.

 

yea, even monks spend a bit of time "powdering" their robes after service.

 

He claimed to be a 21 year old virgin, I kind of got to thinking that maybe he had three testicles, something was certainly wrong because he wouldn't sleep with anybody.

 

hehehe, three-ball billy. there's a novel idea.

 

It's okay bird, orgasms are overrated anyway. I'd much rather read my old school text books.

 

severed, I have some awesome accounting texts you could borrow if ya like...

If spreadsheets don't give ya wood, nothing will.

 

Well your a guy, I mean if he wasn't gay, and he wasn't religious, then what the fuck was he?

 

Fuck yes. I'm getting happy in the pants just thinking about it.

 

Dead in the Head??

 

It's on the way, man. I got a HUGE collection of IRS Tax forms, too. I jack off to those all the time. lmfao