I Put a Pineapple Up My Ass

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    You can easily tell who has the Pina Colada Ass...

    by the umbrella and pineapple wedge sticking out... ;)
     
    skip, Oct 8, 2010
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  3. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    You are what you eat. :D
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 8, 2010
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ok...who highjacked Skips account?
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 8, 2010
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  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    If this keeps up, he will need an alias!

    When hip first started he use to frolic about the forums, happy as a lark. Hard to believe but true. At times he had to be asked to tone down!

    I think it is the stress of dealing with a bunch of fruits! ;)
     
    Heat, Oct 8, 2010
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  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I'd think (hope?) that his dealings with pineapples might be the extent of that.
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 8, 2010
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you guys are all bananas


    orange ya glad I didnt go plum crazy and post some cheese...
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 8, 2010
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  13. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I just shoved a pumpkin muffin in my pie hole...it had cream cheese icing lube
     
    daisymae, Oct 8, 2010
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    oh God I hope Tims come out with those pumpkin spice donuts soon :drool5:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 8, 2010
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  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I love pumpkin spiced doughnuts, they are awesome!
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 8, 2010
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  19. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    The pineapple is a symbol of hospitality and welcome. Are you inviting us all in there?
     
    NotDeadYet, Oct 9, 2010
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  21. FunHogg

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    I'm just not that hardcore. I prefer a gourd...I need lots more taper, y'know?
     
    FunHogg, Oct 9, 2010
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  23. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Stand in lime... I have a pear for you- a sales peach... a grape opportunity to berry you in cheese.
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 9, 2010
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  25. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Getting rather punny, are we?

    How about this recipe?

    Margarita Magic
    1 Blue Agave Cactus
    1 Kilo Limes
    1/2 Kilo Oranges
    10 grams salt
    3 pounds ice

    Shove it all up your ass then go take a roller-coaster ride or one that spins you around.

    Dispense and enjoy! Insert fancy toothpicks into anything brown floating around...

    [​IMG]

    Shove it!
     
    skip, Oct 9, 2010
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  27. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    "Getting"? I can dish out a lot of PUNishment! :)
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 9, 2010
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  29. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I never thought this thread would have such momentum. lol
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 9, 2010
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    It definitely pulled a few weirdos out of the woodwork :rolleyes:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 9, 2010
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  33. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Here's one I pulled outta my ass. You may think those are pecans...

    [​IMG]

    I'm beginning to think this thread belongs in the Mind Fuck forum.
     
    skip, Oct 9, 2010
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  35. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Either that or a recipes forum...
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 9, 2010
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  37. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    is there not a section for anal food sex?
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 9, 2010
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  39. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I think that our esteemed webmaster has helped furnish an alternate interpretation for the term "bar stool".
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 9, 2010
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