I Put a Pineapple Up My Ass

Did it hurt man,

 

Only coming back out.

 

Hmmm... well the only way I can envision that would be leg first... so invert them and accommodate four patrons? Sounds a bit like car pooling- except it would be "stool pooling".... let THAT concept sink into the brain for effect.

Now the legs of a bar stool might be useful in your drink recipes in the event you are having difficulty fitting all the ingredients in your rectal blender... and you ought to expand the recipe list to include drink that are lit afire.... use the bar stool legs as kindling.

 

Like a Mexican Flag. :biggrin:

 

you're sure pulling a lot of cheese outta your ass lately

 

Nothing like a little cheese to go with your fruit.

 

And we don't pull pun-cheese here... so grow a pear, pull up a cherry,, and read a pome...about currant events- one that doesn't rind but still a-peels to you any whey. You could be raisin eyebrows with such culture.

 

Holy shit, that's got to be my all time favorite post of yours, bar none.

 

Bar None looks like a peanut shit

 

And that is probably my favorite post of YOURS.

 

True- there's no wafer him to improve on it.

 

Orange you glad he didn't pecan other candy bar to post about? It sure makes you think doughnut?

 

Dozen it figure- I have a glazed look and a pastry complexion... probably from the fine tart museum. My friend Dunkin says it's the Bess Eaton he's had.

 

Oh yeah?...well.....banana.