I ran over a turtle today

Rainbows and doves. Great. More birds to shit on everybody. Nice. And then gold to hit us on the head and kill us when it falls down. I'd rather you shit out SUVs

Peace

 

I dont believe you.

 

I think it's true. I really do.

Peace

 

Haha...

It's okay, it's sometimes hard to believe such holiness exists, but I am here to tell you that it does.... And I am it..

 

Looks like an SUV shes gettin into. Can't you do anything ?

Peace

 

Nope..All I can do is dream that maybe one day, just maybe...

 

Well let me know when it happens. I have credit. I can buy out the ass. Or yours. It's all good. I have credit cards coming out of my ass.

Peace

 

I ran over a two headed turtle sausage on my bike on the way to work the other day, right through the middle of it.

 

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i wish i could shit weed

 

dude stop killing tutles you freaking turtles killer.

 

Leather back?

 

Yup, it looks though as if it was ran over by something.

 

he's still only ran over the one...So therefore he's not a turtle killer... yet..

Though, they are planning an attack...

 

Hahahaha, my friend ran over a HUGE snapping turtle one time, it was pretty gruesome too, but I couldn't stop laughing cause he was going like 10 mph! I think he could have avoided it, but he didn't care.

 

I liek tuhtles.

 

If you rescue a turtle from the road, be sure to move in the direction it was heading...or it will just start over...they are just trying to either get to water, or get to a place to lay their eggs.

That is your lesson for today kids.

 

ok i now can forgive my boyfriend for running over a squirrel a few years ago. thats so terrible! i hope i never run over an animal hat i can see with the naked eye. i would total my car for an animal and im not kidding. poor turtle, but at least you didnt do it on purpose

 

I ran over a possum once...I didn't see it in the road, it was dark...Though I think it lived cause I think it crawled away, or at least crawled away somewhere else to die...