I saw my mom mastrabating!

WOW...what a way to find out !!!!!

 

We have a family of many shocks..

The boney members keep trying to escape the closet!

 

My aunt was the first live woman Id seen nude when I was 11. She was about 35 at the time. I had walked in on her as she was about to get in the shower. Surprised her and scared the hell out of me. I can remember being too scared to move while she fumbled for a towel wondering why I was just standing there mouth agape.

 

The same thing happened to me when I was ten, except it was the other way around. I was visiting my aunt and I was in the bathroom, just experimenting hehe, and my aunt walks in while I'm just sitting down just like going up and down. I was so embarassed, I didn't know what to do.

 

I've never seen anyone in my family naked. That's a good thing. My relatives are a pretty unsightly bunch.

But once when I was sixteen, I sleep-walked nude into my mother's room. Please -- don't anyone get all Freudian on me. She and I were sharing a one-bedroom apartment. Being nice enough to leave me the bedroom, she took for herself the room that served as a living room, dining room, and drawing-room. Besides it, there was nowhere else to walk. Naked was just how I slept. (And still sleep, by the way.)

I remember most of what happened because the whole time, I was aware of my surroundings, but dimly, as though heavily drugged. First, I walked toward her bed, the foot of which happened to be right beside the front door. Suddenly, she sat up, pointed, and screamed. Her scream was piercing, wordless, and long. As I try to recall it now, I keep thinking of the death-cries of doomed virgins in slasher films. It didn't wake me up, but it did make me turn around and march back to my room.

The next day at breakfast, my mother volunteered nothing, so I asked. "Mom, did I sleep-walk last night?"

She looked away. "Yes."

"Was I naked?"

Still staring at her bagel, she answered, "Yes."

"Did you scream at me?" She nodded. "But why?" I pressed.

She took a deep breath. "Because you were...in a tumid state!" she said, and without excusing herself, ran off to the shower.

 

Oh, yes! Mom, Sis and I used to have fun together all the time!

 

Seriously?

 

When my dad was telling me about the birds and the bees, he started explaining the foreplay techniques that he and my mother use. I had to tell him that he was talking about my mother and I didn't want to know that kind of stuff. I still get creepy visuals any time I think about that conversation...

 

thats what i was thinking :S

 

you think its hot to watch your mom masterbate?
dear lord...

 

closest for me is hearing my mom and dad have WILD sex when they were drunk (yeah that scarred me for life) and recently hearing my mom and her nasty guy friend do it 3 times! twice late at night and it woke me up, then in the day when i was bathing >.< lmao

 

Did it not make you the slighest bit horny hearing/knowing something sexual was going on close by

 

Would you feel horny listening to your mum having an orgasm? I know i wouldnt!

 

I would feel horny listening to any female having an orgasm, i feel horny just thinking about it regardless of whether the female is related to me or not. An orgasm is an orgasm, feeling horny by that would not be "incest"

So the answer is yes i would feel horny

 

Oh my fucking god!!!

It is absolutly NOT hot to see or hear or smell any sexual activity if it involves my mom.

 

Never!!

The worst was one time when I was like 14 I found my parents home movie from 1985 (the year I was born). My dad and mom mad a video of them making me. Only saw like 5 seconds of it, but that shit messed me up for life.

On the other hand I did fuck someone elses mom. I know this kid whos a couple of years older then me, and I hooked up with his mom a few times. Shes 39.

 

haha THAT is fabulous- the mom thing, i mean! NOT the video thing!!>.<

ah i was masterbating in the tub at the time too, but after hearing that i just stopped and put my ears under the water

 

You should think about getting her a new dildo from Christmas ..

 

She had her skirt and her pants off? Which is it?

 

Put your ears under the water, yup, i understand that, but was you still masturbating while under water lol