I sharted........

SLammon420 · May 1, 2006

I sharted on a car ride home and had to sit on top of shit in my pants for about 45 mins. You can't imagine the rashes that this gives.

TheShow · May 4, 2006

Last summer I had to do some work on my kitchen sink. So naturally I got stoned because I prefer to do my house work when I'm stoned and I crawl under the sink and thought I had to fart and sure enough SHART!! My roommates laughed when I shared the story that night over beers and bowls.

Professor Jumbo · May 8, 2006

Lying in a field said:

. . . .he got in the centre of the room and let off some gigantic farts after which we hear an "Oh no", then we ask "what?" and he says, "I think I nuggeted", so he pulls up his pants and turns the light on and holds up a big chunk and everyone starts running round the room yelling "NUGGET! NUGGET!"

Sad times, sad times.
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Sad? Thats not sad, thats sick and disturbing. He picked up a "chunk" you mean he picked up a piece of his shit!? Sick and disturbing.

Lying in a field · May 14, 2006

Ok man, as much as the guy might have been acting stupid, he didn't mean for it to happen and better in his hand then on the floor, you dig?

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