I smell really bad

THE HELL THEY DON'T!

cat's stink every bit as badly as dog's and people do, at both ends of their digesteve tracks!
:ack2:

wether it be the asshole or the piehole; the stench of gas out of either hole, is akin to a sneek attack of chemical warfare!
uke:

 

*runs to smell nearest available cat*....



Cheers Glen.

 

Perhaps not they themselves, but the waste they produce is foul. It'd be sooo nice if they could be outside cats, then they wouldn't stink at all. Haha.

 

well maintained kitty box and spay/neuter will reduce kitty odor by at least 80%

and im not really a hippy.

 

I have 4 cats who need their junk cut, you wanna foot the bill? Haha, actually, that's on the list of things I'm saving for now, however a roof that doesn't leak is top priority. Once the kitties get fixed, they get to be outside kitties.

Also, the nearest dumpster is several streets and hills away...which is why it doesn't really matter stink wise whether or not I keep their boxes neat and tidy, because the cat shit's still gonna be in the house until garbage day.

 

Reminds me of the text I got from my boyfriend yesterday...

"hey when I get home, I'm jumping in the shower cuz I stink really bad for some reason. So stay away, ok? Love you"

 

So does not having a litter box and making your cat shit outside.

 

Lol, this ^ made me laugh

 

This is true! My old lady and I have to re home our kitty because he refused to shit in his litter box. We tried everything from getting him a new box to slowly changing his litter a few times...nothing worked he was to fucking prissy to get his paws dirty. So he kept shitting on the floor or whatever he could find on the floor to shit on. It pissed me off and it was very unsanitary.

 

i've heard that cat testicles are great for patching roofs.

 

It boggles my mind that people keep pets like this.

If the stray we took in didn't immediately take to only shitting in the litter box (well, mostly outside but very occasionally he used his litter box) I would have kicked his ass right back outside.

 

My cat is a very classy cat. He's very majestic and his shit doesn't ever stink. I noticed, though, that the litter we were using made his piss smell like weird BO of some sort...like a fat lady who hasn't showered for a few weeks and stinks like rotten mayonnaise