I smoke every day and need to pass a drug test...

why dont you just get clean urine from someone the day before, or just keep it ijn your fridge

 

get your priorities right dude.

for your loss of appetite and sleep problems go and excercise. im not talking about running for miles but do something. take a long hike or walk your dog if you have one (or any kind of movement for an extended amount of time) and you will have no problems.

 

Pissin' in a cup for a job is nothing more than a submission to fascism.

Smoke a fatty before the test... tell them to shove it if you don't pass.

The company I work for announced not to long ago, that piss tests would be implemented, for insurance reasons of course.
Well, the floor supervisor walked right up to the big boss and said " You may as well fire me now, cuz I'm not going to pass!". No one has heard a thing about it since.

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OMG MY LIFE SUKZ WITOUT POTT AND VIDZGAMEZ BRO! HOW DA FUKK CAN I LEEVE WITOUT MAH SKUNK BUHD AND SHIT MAN WHAT DA FUCK.

Fucking loser. This thread is old as fuck anyways, I'm 100% sure he didn't pass the test, and probably can't come back online because he can't pay his internet bill.

 

I will not say the corp I work for, but I used to do EVERYTHING i could get my ahnds on, but then i needed a job, stopped smoking urrthing(cept ciggies) for a week, drank a fuckload of water, pry failed my pisser for weed, but passed for all stimmies so they gave me the job, cause weeda in't shit

 

they have this thing called the whizzonator or wizzanator or something, it's basically a fake dick with a sac that holds clean urine and it even looks real incase you have someone watching you pee. it'll run ya about 150 beans tho. I saw it in high times.

 

get some clean piss from a friend, but make sure the temperature is right.

 

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OK.
Well, urine from someone else will not work. most if not all urine tests measure the temperature of the urine. Unless you keep the urine very close to your body, so it will stay at the temperature of your body it will not work.
The best thing that can be done is to keep clean for 2 weeks prior to the test. If your really so weak that you cant keep clean. I will recommend buying a product that is called "THE STUFF". I buy it at the local natural product store for around 30 bucks. Which I think is very cheap, when you compare to the salary that you will be making in your new job or the job you already have.
The product states that you should keep clear of any drugs for at least 48 hours prior to the test.
This that I will tell you is real!
I used to work as a nurse in a Regional Prison here. I am a regular smoker and usually smoke out of a pipe just to keep relaxed not to get stoned off my wits.
One morning on my way to work I was taking a few hits from my pipe to relax before starting my shift. When I arrived, I had the pleasant surprise that they were doing drug tests before going into your posts.
I just told them that I had forgotten my ID in my car and had to go get it. I always keep a bottle of "THE STUFF", in my car for emergencies as this one. I went to the car and downed the bottle. (Which by the way was in the car for over 1 year)
I told them that I was not able to piss right away. They told me to go buy a bottle of water and start drinking water. Because I would not be able to start work until I pissed in the cup for them. So, I got myself 4 bottles of water and started drinking water like a maniac! I would go piss every few minutes, saying that I was going to try to piss. I did this until I downed the 4 bottles of water and pissed with out them knowing I was actually pissing.
Once my urine was clear, I gave them the sample.
I came out NEGATIVE!
This was not the only occasion that I had used this product. I also took it for my current job and all the other times I have had to pass a urine test and it has always worked.
One time the person who took the sample asked me why my urine was so clear. I told her that I take medications for High Blood Pressure which makes me urinate a lot. So, my urine comes out clear, since if you take diuretics which is what usually is given to HBP patients makes you urinate a lot. If you urinate a lot the toxins are diluted and your urine comes out clear.
So, if you are a heavy smoker and want to pass the drug test just buy "THE STUFF".

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A PAID ADVERTISEMENT!!! :cheers2:

 

^^ Good point, I SHOULD trust someone with one post about something that will affect me for the rest of my life. I am getting tested for a job soon, but I am just not smoking...

 

Ask you friend if it's a piss test or a saliva test. if it's saliva stop smoking 3 days before and you'll be fine.

 

no problem...the best accepted method is for you to immediately stop smoking two months ago.....you will be fine

otherwise try to get a letter of recommendation before the test