I think Piaf is man.

nah. the pH is all wrong and unhealthy.

 

Not if you make it with gin. Then it's intoxicating and interesting.

 

you hava a point there, but i thought we were going to wrestle naked in it. i think i should bring a buncha bottles of vanilla lickety stiff. it's made for male masturbation, but it's properly balanced for women, too.

 

I don't care what you bring as long as you get naked and we wrestle. :X

 

I think I might actually be a woman.

Let me check.

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Nope, I'm a boy.

 

Yes. You know me so well. I am attention whore.

 

admitting to it is the first step towards accepting yourself.

 

Hey Piaf! Where you been all day, honey?

 

Hey Molly...Ah had stupid classes....Sometimes I just wanna drop out.

 

was it one of those long, tedious, you don't really need to learn that crap kinda classes? i swear, i'd barely pass those.

 

Well, I'm sorry I missed this thread. It's the sort of fun that this place is sometimes lacking. I am constantly amazed at how, with a simple decision to laugh something off or not, threads like this can develop.

 

No, it was anatomy. Rather important.