I think there is an implant in my armpit..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by drew5147, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. dd3stp233

    dd3stp233 -=--=--=-

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    I heard the reptiloids/aliens/gov stop using implants a few years ago, they have better equipment these days that don't require them, makes things simpler.
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    So That's What We Can Smell Here In Orstralia, When The Winds Are Blowing

    From The North East.....:eek:.

    Tis You Drew.................:D.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    It can be done. :mad:
     
  4. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    hippy.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    no...that would just make him a pig....to be classed as hippy he would require the use of alternatives to deodorant that smell worse than the odor they try to cover.
     
  6. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    So the thing just popped last night, it was full of puss and nasty shit smelling like garlic.


    So it could have been an implant, but was probly just some nasty pus-filled blob.
     
  7. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    Wow that took awhile. The implant has probably worked its way in and is heading for your brain.:eek:
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly, he shouldn't sell himself short :(

    It was organic-based alien implant which was designed to breakdown to it constituent components after its mission to monitor his nervous system was complete.

    It was fabricated to dissolve into cellular debris which by all appearances and to the untrained eye would look and smell exactly like pus :ack2:


    H
     
  9. psychedelicg1rl

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    watch out, now you pop out an alien like in the movie alien. those ugly fuckers. LOL
     
  10. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    By the time it pops out it will have already consumed the host, so he will not notice. First it takes over the brain then the body will follow.
     
  11. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I can't believe you let that go for several months without getting it looked at.
     
  12. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    I remember it being there much longer than that :?
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    taste it
     
  14. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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  15. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Even though it has burst, you should get this checked by a doctor and have the fluid drained or a stain done, so they can run a culture on it.
     

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