i thought i had balls...

Lady...you don't even know me. You better aks somebody. Somebody that was around...since October of 2003.

 

dont like him. he wears bras

 

True story.

Also true story: It happened again. Alcohol was involved this time! Pictures:


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http://photos-700.ak.************/ip002/v66/9/39/6832786/n6832786_35812700_5921.jpg

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Also notice: My hair is very straightened.

 

you looked girlier in the old pics

 

Yeah, I was, like, 15, so my face was softer and I didn't have so much facial hair.

I'm a grown ass man now, as evidenced by the malt liquor and Pall Mall yellowed teeth. I love getting old, and looking it. Makes me feel accomplished.

 

haha, I love that girls face. Was it her bra?

 

geez
like i need to know you to like you :tongue:
the bras make me like you more

 

i remember the bra pics before hahaha...too funny hahaha...way to funny

 

Yeah, that's Ashley, my friend's girl friend. I was up in their room with them, and Tyler was asleep with her bra next to his head, producing this hilarious picture:

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Notice the bra in the corner

Also, if concerned about the homoeroticism, it's because I woke him up by forcing him to suck my malt liquor phallus:

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College is a time of sexploration!

 

you dont have much facial hair now.

 

Malt liqueur phallus eh? I've had it before, just not out of a bottle. Not bad!

 

I have enough! You shut up!

 

I highly recommend King Cobra. It's $1.56 for a 40 here, so it shouldn't be more than $35 out in California.

 

hehe, yeah you're unfortunately close to accurate.

 

When your's surpasses your mother's, you will have enough.

 

alright, good...were not the only ones who do that in college...whew...

 

in other news... my dog likes to put peanut butter on his balls and lick it off.. might as well go off topic here..

 

i suppose you could go off topic....but wouldn't that make you no better than the rest of them?

 

I'm just surprised his dog needs peanut butter to lick his own balls. Most dogs do that pretty well without encouragement.

 

Yep, Elliot is now officially a homo.