I thought we were suppose to sacrifice a virgin

I'm here, but I see no virgins. Please call me if they arrive, give them a ticket and make sure they wait in the lobby. I will take them in order of eagerness, as well as boobsize.

 

The gods have spoken and they have said that if no virgins can be found then it will require 5 non virgins to be sexually exploited for no less than 4 hours each by 3 able men.

So we need volunteers for this.

 

Oh it's so good to be pervy and mistaken for a guy.

 

Its the strap on you keep in your pants.

 

Im the new Virgin Mary

 

Maybe, but you'll have to pay... Most virgins usually ask for money these days... lol...

 

sounds like you have been mistaking hookers for virgins...

 

No, they really auction their virginity these days...
See for instance:
http://social.moldova.org/stiri/eng/162158/

 

Man I am glad you posted that link, I had only offered $2.8 mill, I need to bump up my bid.

 

i'm a virgin but i'm timid and will probably try to run away