i turned up the heat

i know quite a few yoga poses. i stretch daily... but not exactly anything that i would call yoga. i get super lazy when i'm unhappy.

 

haha, i do that, but i do throw some shorts on

 

i have a thing for little people.

 

I live in the country but I don't go outside naked anymore. One of the nieghbors has an ultralight and he used to fly around the house. Asshole ruined my freedom.

 

it's my house.. so why the hell not? i guess i wouldn't be too weirded out if others came over and sat around in their undies too.

 

how about people with little dicks? (crosses his fingers)

 

if other did it with you would you be unhappy or happy to have people who like to chill in their undies too?

 

penis size doesn't really matter if you know how to use it... am i right, or what? besides you can always double down on the oral.

 

You've been talking to my friend about the restraining order

she just doesn't under stand

 

if they were just chillin' and not trying to be a sexy freak... fine... especially in the summer time... some days it's too hot for even skin.

 

WHOOOOOHOOOOO I WIN, not to tute my own horn (cause lets face if i could do that i'd never leave the house) but thats something i excell at!

 

well I forgot my coat and I'm gettin cold. I guess I'll go now.

 

That sounds like fun. I am way too cheap to do that though ):

 

way to cheap to tute your own horn? Wait you mean dinner and a movie wouldn't get you hot? I have a habit of when i go to the movies and i pay for myself (sadly happens alot) i always say "damn i'm an expensive date this better get me touching privilages". On a side note yourself doesn't fall for the old penis in the popcorn trick you just end up getting no popcorn and no love...i need a slutter hand.

 

I don't get that, I'm sorry. Please explain .
I'm not cheap in general. I am just cheap when it comes to heating and car fuel. We both kinda are, so it works out well. We always have money to eat out whenever we want and not be on a budget. i think it's because we're pretty responsible when it comes to keeping utilities down.
Hah, I'm a pretty expensive date. I feel bad for all the guys I didn't end up with, all the air tickets, vacations, presents down the drain ): I would be pissed if I were a guy.

 

heat is included in the price of rent. i've got it at 74f right now...

 

That's a pretty sweet deal I hope you don't think i was criticizing you in anyway ):. I am worried I came across the wrong way.

 

heat is also included in my rent, tho it barely works and i have often thought about chaining my neighbors up and setting them on fire to rectify the heat problem. Sadly the aforementioned roommate MITCH no longer has the balls for torture, it seems his new girl would frown on it. I say if a woman won't help you torture you fat loud stair stomping white trash neighbors then she isn't a keeper.

 

criticizing? nope... just thought i.d mention it.

i could torture my neighbors without them know it... they are always leaving laundry in the dryer ... i'll just steal one pair or undies and rub some chocolate in it.. then toss it back in the machine.

 

thats fuckin HILLARIOUS.....i must try this.