I Wanna Go Where There Are No Cockroaches.

the girl opening up the box of roaches looks so fake, she is screaming like she is scared but smiling the whole time. also she had to feel them moving in there. but its still interesting because how did he wrangle up 150 roaches and get them to sit still enough for him to get the lid on the box?

 

There are no cock roaches at the university library? Haven't been there in six years.

 

So what are you doing here?

 

Good luck with that... They live just about everywhere. Maybe try Antarctica... but then that's not a particularly warm place.

 

I thought the same exact thing but still found the video worth sharing. LOL. Here is an educational video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOjSWHIal80"]7 Creepy Facts About Cockroaches - YouTube

 

every time you go to the store, beer distributor and bring home boxes...

you take the chance of bringing home a pregnant cockroach..


Congratulations., you have 40 boys and girls..

 

I lived in South Florida for 6 years and I saw cockroaches big enough to stand phlat phooted and phuck a pheasant!! I still turn my glasses and plates upside down out of habit(to keep them out of the glasses and strolling across me plates) even though I haven't seen any since I left there in '84.

When my ex had had it with Florida, she started across the US to Oregon and when she got to either West Texas or Arizona, where it was really hot---she freaked out because evidently the heat from the car metal was burning their dirty little feet and she said all of a sudden hundreds came out from all over the car!! She freaked and abandoned the car 'till they were gone. (I'm laughing about this as I think about it now).

 

I never saw a cockroach until I worked in Toronto. I did not even know what they looked like.

I rented a place and saw this bug. I mentioned it to a co-worker and they told me what it was. The landlord did fumigate all the time so thankfully we rarely saw any.

They were gross.

 

I occassionally see cockroaches, but not very often. Palmetto bugs are more common. We currently have a lady bug infestation. They're coming through our side door and they congregate on the window curtain then die and fall on the floor so I'm constantly sweeping up lady bugs.

 

I hope I never have a problem that requires fumigation...I have a 60 gallon aquarium and I would think the chemicals would settle into their water and kill the fish. I think the higher the floor your on the less of a problem they are, of course they can still get up there. I guess they don't like going up stairs any more than I do.

 

They are good for your garden or generally keeping away annoying bugs

 

...there are cockroaches everywhere. They are, like, the longest lasting species on earth...I do not think you can go where there are none..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUgDnxVjY2c"]Scarface HD you Fuking Cockroach - YouTube

 

when I was a teenager I dated this girl, and she lived in a roach infested house.

it was so bad. you could see them all over the sidewalk on a hot summer day, probably looking for a new house since they were running out of space here..

I knew it was bad, but I didnt know it was this bad.

she had a kid brother, like 7yrs old, he had a remote control car on top the frigidaire ., I went to play with it. opened the battery case and maybe a 100 roached come out that thing. that was it. :leaving: screw you guys im going home.

 

That is super nasty. So you broke up with her on that day?

 

not really, just never went into the house again. she only lived a few doors down.

there were a couple of bars around the corner, and the bars were getting roaches from this house.

weird because many people moved into the same place after her family moved, but they didnt have roaches that bad. or they tried to kill them off.,

place caught fire..

the kids made up a song , and Im not exactly sure how it went.
but something like this. I think this it right. they were mean they used their family names

"fisrt name" Murphy's cockaroachs are coming in your house
they eat at the table and sleep on the couch
the run around the kitchen and get inside your clothes
and when you sleep in bed at night
they crawl in and out your nose

^ repeat in teasing voice..

 

i doubt very much there are roaches on the planet mercury. i also doubt very much you could find a way to live there. i doubt you'd get cold there either though.

pretty much any place on this earth without them, there will be lots and lots of cold, fallowed by more cold.

its a big universe though, and i'm sure there are worlds that support life in the planetary systems of other suns. and none of them will have our roaches, unless we bring them with us. but then again, they may have versions of something like them of their own.

of course any world that will support life will have life. and that life and its world are not there for us to take.

if you could remember all of your previous lives, you would likely know of many of them. and of the diversity of forms we have outwardly, in according to each of them, when we are born, live and die, on them.

 

Maybe they were on another planet and the beings on that planet got tired of them so they shot them off into space. So years later as they are floating towards the milky way (mmmmsnickers without nuts) they get pulled into the gravity of the sun but then the earth just happens to orbit in front of the rock that the roaches are on and they get sucked into our atmosphere instead and now here they are yup here ther and everywhere

 

OMG Orison, you made me spit out my tea LOLING!

:rofl: :rofl:

 

I never seen any roaches, but the ones in Florida are crazy..palmetto bugs, roaches with wings