ummm ok??? sure you have a weird point about the dick and vagina being different.... and no thanks I don't really want to see your penis.... ummmm why don't you go show it to your mom woohooo... umm ya....
You'd turn gay and start drinking a lot like the rest of us would... I bet it'd be a lot like being in the navy....
Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; eternally noble, historically fair.