I want

oh damn, no one here lays on their back and pours in hydrogen peroxide? cmon peroxide users, come out of the woodwork...

 

your in the shower, brushing your teeth, you spit and it just happens to land on your penis...yea, it happens

 

Hahaha...I love you, Fitzy.

 

its a curse at times

 

hmmmm.....i've noticed that on the whole male forumers seem to be telling the ladies it sucks to have a penis...

well, it does and it doesnt. i mean, there are drawbacks. believe me, its not all it's cracked up to be......

BUT guys....come on...you know we have the better deal in the long run, even if our physiology is distracting or cumbersome at times

no period, no pregnancy issues, none of that stuff......

and it is unfair but true that expectations for guys seem to be more easily met on the whole than expectations for women...

to be honest both genders have it bad, but men have the better deal...

i kind of like the original idea, actually....a penis that could be put out there just when she feels like it.

lets face it, some of the inherent male qualities make us seem rediculous....and certain female qualities seem unbearable

it would actually kick a whole lot of ass to be able to switch back and forth between genders at will....

cramps? ok, i'll just be a guy now!

can't break myself away from the free internet porn? ok, i'll be a lady till i can control myself!

yeah, it wouldnt be too bad....none of the downsides of a female's bodily functions, but none of the issues associated with the inferior male mind....

just switch it up when gender becomes inconvenient

 

soap and shampoo can be bad, too.

i dont know about toothpaste though, i dont brush my teeth in the shower. thats gross.

but i mean....during adolesence guys get.....ahem....curious.

when washing up downstairs, a young guy will occasionally get a bit frantic about it.....

yeah....but soap or shampoo.....DEFINITELY aren't a good choice for anything but actual washing....once your clean, it needs to be rinsed off.....

its gross, but it CAN get inside...and that fucking SUCKS....

like getting either one of those items in your eye! its just too sensitive an area

 

oh yea, i know we have it better.

 

why is brushing yoru teeth while showering gross? i don't get that at all...

 

just cause i've seen a lot of nasty showerheads with gross looking mineral buildup.

i'm sure the water is fine, but i cant stand to let it go in my mouth.

green showerheads and stuff....blech!

i dont brush my teeth in the shower cause while i know it really isnt any different from any other tapwater...well...it grosses me out haha

its like lifting the lid off the back of the toilet and using that water.

sure its probably fine. nobody whizzed or pooped in it yet....its the same as any other tap water....and nobody goes in that part of the toilet ever, so theres no reason for it to not be clean enough to drink or brush your teeth with....

but i still wouldnt do it. it's gross

 

Sure, just keep telling yourself that...And hey, maybe you might even start believeing it...

 

haha nesta, fair enough

and shroomy, i do believe it

 

erhmmmmmmmmmmm I used to make the carpet match the drapes. i used bady hair bleach though.

 

if I were a guy i would whip it out right now and pee in the trash can under my desk...some hand sanitizer on afterwards and boom...I'm done.

 

http://www.luxuryhousingtrends.com/archives/2007/05/hideaway_home_u.php

thats a guys dream to have installed in every room of the house and at the office

 

not every room...but damn! thats cool as hell!

 

just on your hands, i hope?

 

I for one like the idea that we’re faster, stronger, more physically dynamic, without the emotional baggage. couple that with months of vulnerability and incapacity during the cycle of birth and its not even close

hotwater

 

Those things are true, but you are still retarded.

Fair trade.

 

i dunno about that, and i certainly don't know about being stronger and all that bullshit. i had an ex exactly 1 FOOT shorter than me, and very petite. unlike me, she lifted weights and exercised all the time. she could lift and carry me...even give me a piggyback ride

it all depends on how much work one puts into it. nothing is set in stone.....

but multiple orgasms are far more common for women than men. if i could switch back and forth at will, i'd take advantage of this a LOT.....

course i wouldnt till i was about to get off.....i guess it would be a pretty damn big surprise for the girl hahaha

 

why would one not be able to use hand sanitizer on their penis?