I was an ugly ass kid

Ahhhshit--I was always a handsome devil. The cute's pretty much gone now,tho. Father time and Mother nature--you bastards!!!

 

I'm a pretty regular looking guy.

 

I was a cute little girl, but MAN did I start to get ugly for a while growing up! My teeth grew in like a trainwreck! Braces worked like magic. One group of girls gave me a lot of crap for my looks in highschool, but now 9/10 of them have had children and wrecked their bodies. HAHA - take that, ladies. Glad I dodged that bullet.

Now I'm pretty damn average. Not beautiful, but definitely not the ugly duckling I once was!

 

Some people still think I'm ugly, but I get hit on a lot more then I used to (sometimes instead of never )

And from time to time I trick someone waaay the fuck out of my league into thinking I'm hot shit.

 

Ha, this girl who for awhile was the ONLY girl in my glass who had bigger tits than me got pregnant pretty soon after high school and turned into a whaaaaaaaale. It made me feel a little better, that's what she got for flaunting her boobs all over. Now they're huge, but the rest of her is, too.

 

don't let that make you think you can't flaunt yours.

right now for instance...

 

Or now?

 

Haha, you guys long missed those days. You can thank the people who cried attention whore.

 

I was an ugly kid, too. I had this cousin, she was blonde and perfect, who used to say "My mom says God made you smart and me pretty." and "My mom says ugly girls like you sometimes grow up to be pretty." Guess which one of us is attractive and successful, and which one of us is a knocked up party girl?

 

Love It...:2thumbsup:...Sent You A Rep...:sunny:


Cheers Glen.

 

I'll bet you win by a long shot, Placebo!

 

Bahaha, thanks ya'll. It really affected me as a kid to be talked to like that, but now I can just look back, laugh, and trust in karma.

 

lol.

Two of my teeth were M.I.A.

 

Me too! But they're up in my gums, I know where they are. I have baby teeth where those teeth are supposed to be.

 

That's not fair. I'd never call you that. Even if you were. Unless you don't show your tits.

I'm too stoned... I mean... yeah. :2thumbsup:

 

Doesn't it feel glorious?

 

You're lucky. My sister has missing teeth and she is still using her baby teeth and she's 40! My other sister had too many teeth and had to have some removed. I wish she could have shared them with me.

 

Well, I only have 28 (27 actually, one rotted and had to be removed a couple years ago) teeth. I never got my wisdoms...or maybe I did and am missing some teeth...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjFRzCeFUUM"]YouTube - Bizarre - Bad Day

 

some peoples wisdom teeth come in a lot later in life.. i know people in their 30s that needed to have wisdom teeth pulled that were coming in.... i had one come in on my right upper.. it crushed my other tooth.. jaw still functional.. i have an irrational fear of dentists.. so its been like almost 2 decades since i seen one